SAY YOUR PURRS
- Fabulously Fatal Uses For Felines
Create a major CATastrophe! Turn your cat into a CATacomb, CATamaran or CATalytic converter!
Transform pussy into a PURRcussion Instrument or bottle of PURRier. Even send kitty to PURRgatory!
This illustrated CATalog reveals how to create a truly PURRfect world including:
- How to construct a Cat-A-Pult
- When and how to wear Purr-Fume
- Shipping your feline off to Cat-A-Lina
- Awarding your pussy the Purr-Ple Heart
- Plus all kinds of other Purr-Verted Stuff!
Remember your cat may have nine lives – but you DON'T!
So have an absolute FUR-BALL and get the one book that doesn't PUSSYFOOT around!