THE POWER OF NEGATIVE THINKING - Nothing Compares To DESPAIR!
Everywhere you look, everywhere you turn, there are tons of people smiling and laughing.
What the HELL are they so happy about?
What's worse, are you one of them? Do you feel condemned to live out the rest of your life in TOTAL rapture, knowing only joy, harmony, and the ravages of utter bliss!
Well, we'll put an end to THAT! You know (and we know) that you deserve far worse than what you've got. And we're going to make SURE you get it!
Should you accidentally build yourself up, we'll be there to knock you down. Turning your Positive Self-Image into one that's POSITIVELY repugnant.
Weary of being elated? Want to be deflated? Have we got the right book for you!